TEAM CONAN
-- Posted by OtterVomit on Friday, January 15 2010
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Glenn Danzig's Shirtless Book Review
-- Posted by OtterVomit on Saturday, January 9 2010
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Turnabout Coming Out
-- Posted by OtterVomit on Tuesday, January 5 2010
TURNABOUT COMING OUT
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I do things...
-- Posted by OtterVomit on Sunday, January 3 2010
30 new random banners! No one will ever see them but me, but I like them. Maybe more to come. My ancient collection of horror comics is good for something after all...
Splendid, the weather doo-dad thingamajigger on my desktop just updated and now it's going to be down to 11 degrees tonight. Marvelous. *dies*
It's so god damned cold that the usual mall crowd - nonliterate savages and barbarians - was thinned out to only folks who actually own winter clothes (see: people with sense). That was nice.
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HURR YAY SOME TIME PASSED
-- Posted by OtterVomit on Friday, January 1 2010
Well that decade sucked... Let's try again...
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This is me thinking someone cares...
-- Posted by OtterVomit on Tuesday, December 29 2009
Well Christmas is over I guess, and not a moment too soon as it just reminds me of how maladjusted I am and how I hate life in general. The definition of the word "Humbug" is a fraud or hoax, implying an element of unjustified publicity and spectacle. Well that's what I see Christmas as for sure: a bunch of arbitrary faux-kindness and goodwill forced upon us for its own sake. Just fuck off and leave me alone, I don't like to be manipulated. New Years and Easter and Thanksgiving and whatever else can suck my dick too. See how hardcore I am?
In other news I am making strong headway into getting my basement mancave in order. Through the aforementioned holiday, I acquired several new tools and items. Maybe I'll take pics soon, but probably not since nobody gives a crap and is reading this anyway. I need to install a lavatory down there anyway since the other day I soiled myself not being able to run around the house in time. Now I bet you WISH you were one of the ones not reading this.
I was building a surprise fancy shelf for Jess, but today I knocked over the pieces and they shattered into splinters so just fuck it. I guess she wants a desk or something so I will just start working on that instead. I also have plans in my head to make Alfred's home into a three-story palace, fit for the king that he is.
I've done enough work on my car that soon I will charge the battery and see if it will start. It really doesn't fucking matter if it does though since the tires won't even hold air anymore, so I have to deal with that too.
The new Sherlock Holmes movie is a blight upon mankind and everyone involved with its creation needs to inhale napalm.
I'll be posting up my latest comic creation soon. It will be seen by no one and appreciated by even less (somehow).
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Giant Lizard Alert
-- Posted by OtterVomit on Sunday, December 27 2009
I guess I should post these on FaceBook or somewhere but hell I should actually USE this website more - so here is Alfred's Tub Time Fun:
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Its that time again...
-- Posted by OtterVomit on Friday, December 25 2009
THE KEYBOARDCONSPIRACY ANTI-CHRISTMAS CAROLERS!
SCROOGE
THE GRINCH
THE HORRIBLY MELTED AND BITTER REMAINS OF FROSTY THE SNOWMAN
PAGANS WHOSE HOLIDAY WAS HIJACKED
LIBERALS AGAINST RELIGIOUS AFFILIATION
JESUS "STOP COMMERCIALIZING MY BIRTHDAY" CHRIST
VS
SANTA "THERE'S NO WAY YOU WERE BORN IN DECEMBER" CLAUS
AND OF COURSE
OTTERVOMIT
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Next switch please...
-- Posted by OtterVomit on Wednesday, December 16 2009
A few years ago I wrote an IMDB review for a very rare 1975 CBS production called "The Tenth Level" starring the Lord of All Creation William Shatner.
Fast forward to the present. After many, many requests and inquiries from teachers, professors and average schmoes, I finally decided to make this available to the drooling masses. Presented in 13 pieces of awesome, live from my YouTube account is The Tenth Level!
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BLAH BLAH BLAH
-- Posted by OtterVomit on Tuesday, December 15 2009
The site needs a re-design AGAIN. Or at least some tweaking but I am too lazy to do it.
I need to get off my fanny and make some place Pogo and I can be idiots together.
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